1) kitten dies ($300) (animal hospital bills)
2) extravagant trip to amsterdam, because at the time you had the cash ($1,600)
3) new kitty to ease the pain, disease free this time ($350)
4) external hard drive death, replacement and data recovery ($1,000)
5) car accident in car w/ no collision insurance because of paperwork mix-up ($6,109)
6) new insurance policy downpayment ($1,900)
7) check fraud and identity theft ($1,500) (stolen from me)
8) Help out a friend in trouble ($1,500) (again, hen I had the cash)
and now, here I am, completely broke. thanks life. thanks a lot.
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There as also the $300 I spent on sex toys. I hate myself.
Ooops.
Sorry.
What I meant to say was:
I'm so sorry to hear about your current financial straits.
I wish I could offer (and afford) more than just moral support.
And do some of the toys require batteries as well?
Further financial insult to injury...
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